I have the ability to detect if someone’s a total fuckwad.<\/p>\n

Because I have such a high tolerance for douchefuckery and general annoyingness, by the time I find someone annoying, most people have gotten sick of them a long time ago.<\/p>\n

What this means is, any person I dislike or hate, is usually a person people generally dislike and hate, which makes it much easier for me to dislike them because no one’s gonna argue against me finding them annoying.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure what this ability is used for besides being able to ask a relative stranger “don’t you find [so-and-so] annoying?” and knowing they’ll say “yes” and not “what are you talking about? he\/she is a wonderful person and you’re a horrible person for not liking him\/her”. <\/p>\n

Sometimes I also try to pinpoint exactly what it is about someone that makes them annoying. In general, I’ve found that people with inferiority complexes are generally the most widely-disliked people. When everything they say is a cry for attention or when they’re negative far too often either because they have a negative attitude or because they believe hating on something elevates them as a person, people tend to notice. People tend to get annoyed.<\/p>\n

So cheers to all you terrible people out there. Keep entertaining me in life and on Facebook and please continue to be oblivious to the hole that you dig yourself in every day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have the ability to detect if someone’s a total fuckwad. Because I have such a high tolerance for douchefuckery and general annoyingness, by the time I find someone annoying, most people have gotten sick of them a long time…<\/p>\n